The Delco Draft has come and gone. (Watch below if you missed it.) The Delco Draft report card is in. How did your area do? Find out below.
Round 1
Pick | Region | Drafted | Logic | Grade |
1 | The 19018 | To Become the Capital of Delco | A | |
2 | Havertown | The Rights to Delco Jesus | No Logic | F- |
3 | Darby to Delmar | Flooded 420 Underpass | Create a conglomerate of underwater treasures… like a “Wooder World” | B- |
4 | Swarthmore | Delco Restaurant Review | Rename it the Delco Roundabout Review | B |
5 | Lansdowne-Yeadon | Barnaby the Delco Bear | Replace void left by Roscoe the Lansdowne Turkey | A+ |
6 | The Chesters | Linvilla Orchards | Place a Pumpkin Patch on 22nd and Edgemont | A |
7 | Interboro International | The Blue Route | Add 3 Lanes, and have it swerve to make a South Ave and Oak Ave Exit | A+ |
8 | Capital City | The Irish Riviera of West Chester Pike | Replace the lost drinking establishments of State Street | A- |
9 | West Chester Pike West | Marcus Hook Refinery | They didn’t feel Blue Collar enough. Lacked smog | C+ |
10 | The Rust Belt | Wawa (Headquarters + Origin Story) | Wants to use Baked On Premise Rolls for Insulation | B- |
11 | Springfield-Morton | Lou Turks | Bring the sleaze back to Baltimore Pike, next to Best Buy and Pet Smart, lost when the Parkway and Days Inn closed | A+ |
12 | The Main Line | Cow Pie Bingo | Didn’t feel Delco enough. Wanted a strong Central Delco tradition that They and their butlers can partake In | B |
13 | Tinicum Island | No Name Food Strre | Island has more strip clubs than places to buy food. This ensures an establishment to purchase Tahitian Treats, Phila Hats, and Jolt Colas Pre or Post Lap Dance | B+ |
14 | Ridley Area | John Heinz Refugees | Anunu, Who was making picks, misunderstood “Refuge” and believed he was getting a full wave of Refugees | D- |
15 | Greater Upper Darby | Dolan’s | Acquire “The Most Delco Bar” to replace to void left by the Irish Riviera being taken by Capital City | A+ |

Round 2
Pick | Region | Drafted | Logic | Grade |
16 | The 19018 | Unsatisfied Main Line Housewives | Machismo? | D |
17 | Havertown | Rusty Nail | Secure a music venue | C+ |
18 | Darby to Delmar | Villinova Univeristy | Rename it Darby Tech, place it on Main Street | A |
19 | Swarthmore | Flannel | To secure the fabric as a hipster entity | C |
20 | Lansdowne-Yeadon | 69th Street | Since the movie theater still isn’t open yet, and the area lacks Cricket Wireless stores and Foot Lockers, this was to “restore” Lansdowne Ave | A- |
21 | The Chesters | Dinning Under the Stars | Add foot traffic to the area. Will now take place on Upland Ave | A+ |
22 | Interboro International | Planned Parenthood | Create a one stop shopping experience once night life can return to MacDade Blvd | A+ |
23 | Capital City | The Drexelbrook Holiday Inn + It’s Terrible Sign on Burmont and Ferne Ave | To replace the Raven Motel | A- |
24 | West Chester Pike West | The Delmar Drive Sev (7-11) | An attempt to add Deep Delco into their culture. Cue up the Marlboros | B+ |
25 | The Rust Belt | The Naked Crackhead that Escaped in Secane in 2018 for 40 days | Create a food delivery service called “Crack Dash” | A |
26 | Springfield-Morton | The MacDade Mall | Solidy their hold on all Malls, past and present | C- |
27 | The Main Line | 113 Septa Bus Route | Another attempt to add true Delco. They want the Septa route from 69th Street to Chester Transportation Center to now run through Radnor | C- |
28 | Tinicum Island | Blitz/DelCrow | Hanging on the the aviary icon that patrols the Island | B+ |
29 | Ridley Area | Delco Day | Claiming the rights to host future Delco Days (June 10) within their region | A+ |
30 | Greater Upper Darby | The Other Pica’s Pizza | To hold the rights to both Pica’s Pizza | C |

The Delco Draft report card continues to round 3.
Round 3
Pick | Region | Drafted | Logic | Grade |
31 | The 19018 | The Right to Declare Baltimore Pike as “The Pike”, Null and Voiding All Other Pikes Claims To Be “The Pike” | Bold, but needed to be done, as it was a heavily disputed term | C+ |
32 | Havertown | Fantasy Island Adult Bookstore | Create a “Jack Shack” on that side of the County | C+ |
33 | Darby to Delmar | The Ridley Police Drug Locker | If recent articles are true, and contents are up for grabs, they want in on it | A+ |
34 | The 19018 (Traded the Golden Mile of Food on Baltimore Pike to Swarthmore for pick) | The Word “Delco” | Claims everyone owes them $1 every time they use the word | B+ |
35 | Lansdowne-Yeadon | Delaware County Community College | Replace the Aldi with it | C- |
36 | Havertown (traded Manoa for this pick, plus all of the Irish in The Chesters) | The Edgemont Nuclear Missle Silos | Unsure, but making us nervous | D |
37 | Interboro International | Booths Corner | Replace MacDade Mall with a good ol’ fashion Amish Farmers Market. Horse and Buggy traffic will clog South Ave | A+ |
38 | Havertown (traded Capital City Brookline Blvd, and all of their Italians for this pick and all of Capital Cities Irish) | Irish | Trying to create the most Irish County in the USA | B+ |
39 | West Chester Pike West | George W. Hill Correctional Facility | They got the land, might as well make some cash off a for profit prison | C+ |
40 | The Rust Belt | Red Lobster | Sell their fresh fish from the Refinery runoffs into the Delaware River | A |
41 | Springfield-Morton | Imperial Pizza (including the Beach) | Who needs a shore house, when you can have a beach front property right in your neck of the woods | A+ |
42 | The Main Line | Clifton Field | To spite the 19018, and Greater Upper Darby area, and so they don’t have to use Randor Field for their newly acquired Cow Pie Bingo | F |
43 | Tinicum Island | Kate Winslet | She is starring in a Delco based show. In case she hits hard times, they’ve seen “Titanic” and know she could work well at Lou Turks | A- |
44 | Ridley Area | The Grass Mowing Goats of Upper Darby | Anunu, whom was making picks was really excited there were goats available. This will not end well for the goats | A |
45 | Ridley Area (Upper Darby’s Drafter could not make pick, so Darby to Delmar traded the Folcroft Storage Lockers to UD for pick. Ridley then traded Eddystone to Darby to Delmar for pick) | The R S Club | Anunu wants to take the goats there | B |

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